Hatgebvedhim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-knowing sheep.

Hatgebvedhim created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatgebvedhim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hatgebvedhim, he will torture you forever.

Hatgebvedhim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hatgebvedhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hatgebvedhim.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.