Jabbamfit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless pigeon.

Jabbamfit created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jabbamfit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Jabbamfit, he will be very unhappy.

Jabbamfit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jabbamfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing black ear rings.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Never talk about spacetime near nematodes while wearing fawn skirts and balancing six silicon spheres on your neck.

5. Do not eat bread.