Megjatzim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable troll.

Megjatzim created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megjatzim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Megjatzim, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Megjatzim's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Megjatzim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space in turquoise.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about special relativity.