Zenquimtit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise hare.

Zenquimtit created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenquimtit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zenquimtit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zenquimtit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zenquimtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the south.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.