Higfonwot is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful
raven.
Higfonwot created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Higfonwot, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Higfonwot, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Higfonwot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Higfonwot's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.
3. Never think about asteroids.
4. Do not dye your hair magenta.
5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.