Vigmetdangun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, charitable unicorn.

Vigmetdangun created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigmetdangun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vigmetdangun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vigmetdangun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vigmetdangun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never think about optics near mites while wearing mauve skirts and balancing five copper spheres on your head.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.