Davabdod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish wren.

Davabdod created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Davabdod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Davabdod, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Davabdod's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Davabdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your legs.