Flaggebsakdag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, contented jellyfish.

Flaggebsakdag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaggebsakdag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flaggebsakdag, she will turn you into a plant.

Flaggebsakdag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Flaggebsakdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed grapes to tapirs while wearing purple coats.

4. Run away from white seals, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Flaggebsakdag in the centre of the settlement.