Karhugtannurt is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, competent salamander.

Karhugtannurt created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karhugtannurt, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Karhugtannurt, it will come to you in dreams.

Karhugtannurt's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Karhugtannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never feed turnips to mice while wearing purple trousers.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.