Xuccepgabhin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring shrew.

Xuccepgabhin created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuccepgabhin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuccepgabhin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Xuccepgabhin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Xuccepgabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not take Xuccepgabhin's name in vain.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.