Fobgup Fonrutsom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish finch.

Fobgup Fonrutsom created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobgup Fonrutsom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fobgup Fonrutsom, she will turn you into a plant.

Fobgup Fonrutsom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fobgup Fonrutsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured porpoises.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never think about spacetime.