Dibwodfem is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, loving dugong.

Dibwodfem created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibwodfem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dibwodfem, she will be very sad.

Dibwodfem's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dibwodfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Never feed gooseberries to nematodes while wearing corsets.

5. Do not wear green clothing.