Boplarptetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid troll.

Boplarptetti created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Boplarptetti, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Boplarptetti, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Boplarptetti's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Boplarptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Do not shave your face.