Mumcemced is a god.

It takes the form of a small, compassionate finch.

Mumcemced created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Mumcemced, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mumcemced, it will ignore you.

Mumcemced's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mumcemced's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide from yellow turtles for they are unholy.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.