Sandtafgonbun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, compassionate zebra.

Sandtafgonbun created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Sandtafgonbun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sandtafgonbun, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Sandtafgonbun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sandtafgonbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to swans while wearing blue stockings.

2. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the east.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Worship no other gods but Sandtafgonbun.

5. Never think about spacetime.