Sugflagcum Logfumlat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil troll.

Sugflagcum Logfumlat created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugflagcum Logfumlat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sugflagcum Logfumlat, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sugflagcum Logfumlat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sugflagcum Logfumlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sugflagcum Logfumlat.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always wear white.