Cetvabjin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless mink.

Cetvabjin created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetvabjin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cetvabjin, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cetvabjin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cetvabjin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cetvabjin.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Do not covet oxen.