Yatzigjab Ingvanfas Giddibhat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ruthless duck.

Yatzigjab Ingvanfas Giddibhat created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Yatzigjab Ingvanfas Giddibhat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yatzigjab Ingvanfas Giddibhat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yatzigjab Ingvanfas Giddibhat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Yatzigjab Ingvanfas Giddibhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.