Jipsognul is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, impressive cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jipsognul created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipsognul, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jipsognul, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Jipsognul's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Jipsognul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Jipsognul's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.