Pancusslab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous raccoon.

Pancusslab created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pancusslab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pancusslab, she will turn you into a slug.

Pancusslab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Pancusslab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Do not take Pancusslab's name in vain.