Ranmitcunsitbotbapkip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful shrew.

Ranmitcunsitbotbapkip created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmitcunsitbotbapkip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ranmitcunsitbotbapkip, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ranmitcunsitbotbapkip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ranmitcunsitbotbapkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never run in the presence of ants.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.