Botsadspag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, boastful dragon.

Botsadspag created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Botsadspag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botsadspag, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Botsadspag's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Botsadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Botsadspag loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botsadspag.

3. Never paint your legs cyan.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Botsadspag on top of important buildings.