Midfligtap is a god.
He takes the form of a small, witless
lion.
Midfligtap created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Midfligtap, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Midfligtap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Midfligtap's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Midfligtap's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your arms white.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not dye your hair pink.
5. Do not wear brown clothing.