Midfligtap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless lion.

Midfligtap created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midfligtap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Midfligtap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Midfligtap's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Midfligtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms white.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.