Bimhugflab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful owl.

Bimhugflab created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimhugflab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bimhugflab, it will not invite you to parties.

Bimhugflab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bimhugflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Never feed lemons to turtles while wearing violet skirts.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Put Bimhugflab first in all things.
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