Yamingstersaffutcimdim Zodstraglenflanweenut
is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless
lizard
.
Yamingstersaffutcimdim Zodstraglenflanweenut
created a top quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yamingstersaffutcimdim Zodstraglenflanweenut
, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Yamingstersaffutcimdim Zodstraglenflanweenut
, he will destroy your favourite star.
Yamingstersaffutcimdim Zodstraglenflanweenut's
most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Yamingstersaffutcimdim Zodstraglenflanweenut's Holy Commandments
1. Yamingstersaffutcimdim Zodstraglenflanweenut loves gulls, so they must be respected.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Yamingstersaffutcimdim Zodstraglenflanweenut in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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