Ditquatlun is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, staggering fly.

Ditquatlun created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditquatlun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ditquatlun, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ditquatlun's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ditquatlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near geese while wearing fawn shorts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never think about dark matter near ants while wearing green ear rings and balancing three gold spheres on your hands.