Gargadfot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome fox.

Gargadfot created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gargadfot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gargadfot, he will turn you into a worm.

Gargadfot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gargadfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling space.

5. Never write about stars.