Weewitbotjop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane seal.

Weewitbotjop created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Weewitbotjop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Weewitbotjop, she will throw large rocks at you.

Weewitbotjop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Weewitbotjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Weewitbotjop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Weewitbotjop loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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