Sigtarkimyoggumhonbomsog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective fox.

Sigtarkimyoggumhonbomsog created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigtarkimyoggumhonbomsog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigtarkimyoggumhonbomsog, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sigtarkimyoggumhonbomsog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sigtarkimyoggumhonbomsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling space.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.