Lopfagquill is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fussy alligator.

Lopfagquill created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopfagquill, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lopfagquill, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Lopfagquill's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Lopfagquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Lopfagquill loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.