Rillfossveennibnig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate mole.

Rillfossveennibnig created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillfossveennibnig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rillfossveennibnig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rillfossveennibnig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rillfossveennibnig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never sprint in the presence of gulls.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not commit murder.