Zimfasfas is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish
lobster.
Zimfasfas created a photon six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimfasfas, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Zimfasfas, it will turn you into a rat.
Zimfasfas' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Zimfasfas' Holy Commandments1. You must love Zimfasfas.
2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Zimfasfas in the centre of the settlement.
4. Always wear indigo.
5. Do not chop down trees.