Yarttaddut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving bee.

Yarttaddut created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Yarttaddut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yarttaddut, it will turn you into a puffin.

Yarttaddut's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Yarttaddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head magenta.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not take Yarttaddut's name in vain.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.