Fublimgen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain hamster.

Fublimgen created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fublimgen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fublimgen, she will turn you into a worm.

Fublimgen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fublimgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Do not covet oxen.