Fublimgen is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain
hamster.
Fublimgen created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fublimgen, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Fublimgen, she will turn you into a worm.
Fublimgen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Fublimgen's Holy Commandments1. Always help whales in need.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.
5. Do not covet oxen.