Cebarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing coyote.

Cebarn created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cebarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebarn, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cebarn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cebarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always look after injured mice.