Zedlipsancetrulmum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, wise faun.

Zedlipsancetrulmum created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedlipsancetrulmum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zedlipsancetrulmum, it will turn you into a mole.

Zedlipsancetrulmum's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Zedlipsancetrulmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to shrews while wearing orange kilts.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling space in cyan.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing gray shoes.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Do not leap in public.
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