Homrullrig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, flying wyrm.

Homrullrig created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Homrullrig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Homrullrig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Homrullrig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Homrullrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Homrullrig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never feed apples to swans while wearing rings.