Megcuddab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish seal.

Megcuddab created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megcuddab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Megcuddab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Megcuddab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Megcuddab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Megcuddab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling space in fawn.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Hide from white snails for they are unholy.