Cussafrull is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane salamander.

Cussafrull created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussafrull, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cussafrull, she will turn you into a rock.

Cussafrull's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cussafrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing fawn shoes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cussafrull.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.