Yamyaksaklikdosshapvabmif is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unjust jellyfish.

Yamyaksaklikdosshapvabmif created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamyaksaklikdosshapvabmif, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yamyaksaklikdosshapvabmif, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yamyaksaklikdosshapvabmif's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yamyaksaklikdosshapvabmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about special relativity near otters while wearing yellow boots and balancing four iron spheres on your back.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must pray to Yamyaksaklikdosshapvabmif six times a day.