Padhigyamdambugnibhendub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, resourceful wolf.

Padhigyamdambugnibhendub created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padhigyamdambugnibhendub, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Padhigyamdambugnibhendub, he will turn you into a plant.

Padhigyamdambugnibhendub's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Padhigyamdambugnibhendub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Padhigyamdambugnibhendub's priests.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.