Milfungab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, witless
fly.
Milfungab created parasitic wasps four years ago.
If you believe in
Milfungab, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Milfungab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Milfungab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Milfungab's Holy Commandments1. Rats are not to be trusted.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Always help swans.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never talk about cell theory.