Milfungab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witless fly.

Milfungab created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Milfungab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Milfungab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Milfungab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Milfungab's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help swans.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about cell theory.