Hamtipnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate donkey.

Hamtipnurt created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hamtipnurt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hamtipnurt, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hamtipnurt's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hamtipnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling space in magenta.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. You must love Hamtipnurt.