Hamtipnurt is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, passionate
donkey.
Hamtipnurt created a down quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Hamtipnurt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Hamtipnurt, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Hamtipnurt's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Hamtipnurt's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling space in magenta.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. You must love Hamtipnurt.