Sidfudpon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome cat.

Sidfudpon created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfudpon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sidfudpon, it will turn you into a rat.

Sidfudpon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sidfudpon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling space.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always wear purple.