Gabmishun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humane chicken.

Gabmishun created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabmishun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gabmishun, she will make you grow a tail.

Gabmishun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gabmishun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta skirts.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Pray towards the north.
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