Dimbutcam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless bee.

Dimbutcam created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbutcam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimbutcam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dimbutcam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dimbutcam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dogs approach from the east.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Dimbutcam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never look at planets.