Lidappgab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient mongoose.

Lidappgab created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidappgab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lidappgab, he will torture you forever.

Lidappgab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Lidappgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to porpoises while wearing blue tights.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.