Monflisrot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent crane.

Monflisrot created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Monflisrot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Monflisrot, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Monflisrot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Monflisrot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five swans approach from the south.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Monflisrot loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not kill geese.