Wancusscuss is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, selfish
mink.
Wancusscuss created an atom two million years ago.
If you believe in
Wancusscuss, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Wancusscuss, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Wancusscuss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Wancusscuss' Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.