Wapwitveen is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic duck.

Wapwitveen created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapwitveen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wapwitveen, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Wapwitveen's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wapwitveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling space.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space.

4. Wapwitveen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always wear white.